That Handsome Devil Miss America Chords

Miss America Chords by That Handsome Devil

Intro\chorus
Cm7              B                Eb               F#
F                F#               Eb      Eb\C#    Eb\B      Eb\Bb


Cm7
Tommy stutters comically

When he says a lot of things,
B
Mommy does the shopping,

Daddy's digging through the laundry bins,
Eb
He likes to try on mommy's things
F#
With his hair up in her bobby pins
F
The neighbours very neighbourly
F#
Occasionally taking peeks at his niece while she takes a pee
F
I heard the plumbers found a finger when they fixed the basement leak

Cm7             B
 So pick up the phone
            Eb
Fix up your lawn
            F#
Turn the TV on
                F
There's nothing wrong
             G           Eb     Eb\C#    Eb\B    Eb\Bb
Middle America, I love you

Cm7
Old Mister Wilkinson killed a man
               B
Drunk from the bar

Hit him with the front of his car
Eb
Drug him so far,

There was nothing but parts,
    F#
For hundreds of yards
F
Those thick damn power lines,
                        F#
Will drive you out your mind
                 F
Edna sits in the shower sometimes,

For hours and cries,

Whenever she forgets to tell Howard goodbye

Cm7             B
 So pick up the phone
            Eb
Fix up your lawn
            F#
Turn the TV on
                F
There's nothing wrong
             G           Eb     Eb\C#    Eb\B    Eb\Bb
Middle America, I love you


Cm7
Smoking softly but,

Mommy's body shook
                   B
Dropped the coffee cup

I guess the coffee wasn't strong enough
Eb
Becca was a quiet girl

Behind the wheel
       F#
With a mouth full of diet pills

A couple beers
         F
And some stuff for your sinuses

Dancing in the fire
         F#
Smashing all of the appliances
F
The psychiatrist said, the Zoloft had some side effects.


Cm7             B
 So pick up the phone
            Eb
Fix up your lawn
            F#
Turn the TV on
                F
There's nothing wrong
             G           Eb     Eb\C#    Eb\B    Eb\Bb
Middle America, We love you


Cm7             B
 So pick up the phone
            Eb
Fix up your lawn
            F#
Turn the TV on
                F
There's nothing wrong
             G           Eb     Eb\C#    Eb\B    Eb\Bb
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